seriousjones:

mom: you haven’t been drinking in college, have you

me: oh don’t worry i’m stone cold sober

me:

irlyandere:

Been waiting a year to post this.

mrsfallontimberlake:

Ive been counting down the days until I could reblog this

petamia:

wander1ustt:

15poundstosummer:

mcgooglykins:

merspers:

tumboner:

leoreturns:

I have been waiting all year to post this.

omg

This has been in my queue for months.

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

YES

omg i didnt reblog this last year!

HAHAHAH

screamingiminlovewithyou:

don’t fake suicide as a joke tomorrow 

don’t ask someone out as a joke tomorrow 

don’t tell someone you cheated as a joke tomorrow 

don’t tell someone you’re pregnant as a joke tomorrow 

don’t spread a rumor as a joke tomorrow 

don’t break up with someone as a joke tomorrow 

don’t call someone ugly or fat as a joke tomorrow 

don’t hurt someone as a joke tomorrow 

don’t drive like an idiot as a joke tomorrow 

pinkmanjesse:

CHRISTMAS IS ONLY IN 2 DAYS

grawly:

peachpancakes:

spread the holiday cher

existentialcatwhiskers:

Side by side since 2009

phanscherryblossom:

did dan knowing meeting phil was the beginning of the rest of his life?